Urut Batin

What do you guys know about "Urut Batin"? Well.. to every body's knowledge, it's got to do with dick and massage!! You're absolutely right!! I've just gotten back from getting one of those. Results?? Not yet!! Comment? Damn fucking shiok!! Let me share with you the experience of my first "Urut Batin"

I was chatting with this girl from the Internet and she told me that she does Urut Batin for man!! And being curious as a chipmunk, I ask more about it and finally... I decided to try it out myself.. When i got there, she welcomed me with a warm smile and i got into the massage room and let my pants down. Then, she asked me to lie on my stomach, she started putting Johnson&Johnson oil on my back and started rubbing it. I thought Urut Batin it's about massaging thy manhood!! What the hell is she doing rubbing my back for? I ask her and she told that this is how it should be done as it strenghten your back muscle when you fuck!! Well.. to hell with it, i just agreed and let her continue to her business.. It felt damn good with the oil and slippery hands rubbing it up and down my back and my back thighs..Then like roti bakar, she flipped me around and it's my cock's turn, i thought.. nooooo!!!.. still no cocky business.. She started rubbing my front thighs and my crotch area.. feel as good as the back rub, I kept quiet. Then........ At Last.. hahahahaha.. my twin brother's turn!! Started with spreading some oils on my balls and rubbing it upwards like making hot roti canai (Roti Prata). luckily she didn't fling it or toss it into the air!! That felt really warm.. my balls felt the warmest and i'm thinking if she does that too long will my ball turn into half boiled egg? Then, she started to concentrate on my shaft.. pulling it towards her and she used her two thumbs to pressed and massaged the front base of my shaft. According to her, that will allow better blood flow to the shaft and tip. Then she massaged my hard shaft as I got erection from that oily and slippery hands of hers.(hmmm.. not from her looks ok.. Don't think i can get a hard on looking at her) She keeps on rubbing and massaging my shaft and my dickhead for about half an hour. I felt like some one's given you the best blow job in the whole wide world.. It's hard to describe that feelings.. Let me put it this way.. If you watch heroes the tv series, all the heroes are trying to prevent that big nuclear explosion from happening in the future. As for me at that time, I'm having that nuclear explosion all the time. Save the cheerleader, save the world?? Save my ass... Let it explode!! It doesn't matter if it kill all the "brain"cells in my dickhead.. At that time I felt the cum is cumming... She felt it as well.. she told me.. "jangan tahan, saya sudah rasa itu air sudah naik" ( dont try not to cum, I can feel your sperm coming out) it's like I have sperm-ometer on my dick.Then it happened.... No heroes in the world could have save this explosion.. Not even Hiro Nakamura who can bend time and space.. I felt kinda embarrassed as this dark and fat malay lady was there in front of me, holding my dick when i came!! Then she wiped me clean and continue to finish of last part of the massage. Then she left the room to clean her self up.. Don't worry.. I didn't come on her..if that's what you guys thought!! hahahaha... I quickly put on my pants and she got back into the room..She told me my sperms are very cair.. That's diluted in English... So i asked her any remedy for that problem? She told me to have half boiled eggs and a glass of goats milk everyday in the morning. Payed her 60 ringgit for her service and off I go.. The whole experience took me nearly 1 and a half hour. With that kinda price.. It's blady worth it..So, anyone of you who wants to try Urut Batin, let me know... I'll pass you her number.. That's Urutan Batin Malaysian way... Cheers!!