About Me
- ~Curious Bob~
- Hi everyone, I'm Robert and this is my curious yet harmless sexy blog. Here I will expose myself on my likings and fetishes in general and hope, you people out there could share with me some of your experiences. Let's begin the beguine... I'm in my 3os and really into sex and anything that's weird. I love to watch porn (self made porn), kinky porn, TV porn, fetish porn and many many more. I have a screwed up head but a lovely heart. I'm not here to hurt anyone but to share my knowledge and my curiosities of things. I love to hear what women wants and desire. I love to hear what's in their heart. Perhaps something you're shy about to share to others you know but willing to share it here with me. All questions and sharings are welcome. I know they're a lot of people out there like me who wants to know more or wants to know some more but too shy to ask your friends or acquaintances. Here I am to hear you out and hopefully would be able to share my experiences with you. So, hit me...!!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sex In The Open
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Happy Ending
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Inter Relay Chat "IRC"
Thursday, July 16, 2009
French Kissing
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1. First, you should make sure your lips are tasty and irresistible to your partner. Keeping a supply of hard candy on hand will be helpful. Wet your lips with your tongue, and rub a candy of the flavor of your choice on your lips. Finding out in advance the flavor preference of your partner would be a good idea, but be subtle about it (example: "Just for future reference, what is your first and second choice of flavors of hard candy?"). Always find out a second choice in case the first is something that you hate. Remember, compromise is the basis of a good relationship.
2. Next, touch your partner in a non-threatening way. Using the back of your hands is a good way to accomplish this, and will also open your body up to a variety of new sensations. A good way to start is to rub the back of your hand on the back of their hand, an easy way to suggest back-handed touching without verbally asking. Start with "safe" body parts. You don't want to offend your partner right off the bat.
3. Now it is time to move in for the kiss. Pucker your lips inwards, being careful not to lick off the flavor you have prepared. This will give the impression that you have no lips, which adds a very seductive mystery to the kiss that drives many people wild with desire. When you get approximately three and one quarter centimeters apart, roll your lips outwards slowly. Hopefully, your partner will have caught on by this time and will be copying your motions.
4. When your lips get back to a normal position, pucker them outwards as far as you can until they are hard and wrinkly. Press them to your partner's lips, and open and close them, keeping the sides pressed in like a fish. If you feel comfortable, hum quietly, making sure to not hum any tune that would ruin the mood that you have created. If your partner by this time has not begun to imitate your kiss, back off. He/she is not ready for the new french kiss.
5. If your partner has responded positively, begin to slide your tongue in and out as your lips open and close. This motion may make you feel slightly like a reptile, but it is much sexier than it seems. Hopefully you will be in sync enough with your partner by this point that your tongues will be touching as they flicker in and out. Start keeping your tongue out even during the "closed" moments of your lips, so that your lips are still moving in the same motion but your tongue remains out and pressed against the other person's. Do not forget to keep back-handed touching your partner in a non-threatening manner.
6. After you have done this for 1 to 2.65 minutes, stop moving your lips in the fish motion and press them to your partner's. Explore your partner's mouth with your tongue, and remember, variety is key. Some suggestions include trying to count their teeth with your tongue or seeing how deep you can put it into their mouth (If they start to gag, PULL BACK. Nothing ruins a kiss faster than vomit).
7. At this point, let your instincts take over.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wonderful World Of Expressions..
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Why do Men love it so much?.... I tell you why!

Most men love oral sex performed on them for a few reasons. It of course feels really good, especially when it is done well. It makes them feel desired and of course it lets them know that you really appreciate their penis, baby, bro or what ever you called it and them. I think too often men are made to feel ridiculous for focusing so much attention on their penis whether it be size or it getting attention. I think what women forget is that we focus on things that could be perceived as being ridiculous too. Think about how much most women obsess about how big their butt looks in a certain dress or if the bra with underwire makes their breasts look good so that we can get that compliment when we walk out to go to a party. Underneath it all we all have the same need... to be appreciated.
What must men feel when you barter with them to suck their cock for the dishes to be done or ironing their clothes? That's really fuck up isnt it?, but it would be fuck up feelings to have someone tell me that in order for them to be sexual with me, I would have to do the dishes for the week just to get a blow! And that's crazy..!! No wonder some men and women think of fellatio as something a bit dirty... we tend to make it that way don't we? Cleaning the dishes is dirty and undesirable and yet it gets compared to the equivalent of fellatio? We also often think of it as derogatory to the giver... yet in reality it is an opportunity to take control! I think when we take negative attitudes toward our sex life then the true beauty of love and sex is terribly belittled.
Even when a person chooses to be with a variety of partners while dating or through open relationships, we can really enjoy sex on a deeper level when we let ourselves BE with people. Being aware of the beauty of sensuality in our partner(s) and ourselves is what makes any sexual moment an amazing experience. Isn't that true of anything in life? How often do we drive to work not even taking a moment to notice the beautiful sun shining down through the clouds and lighting the world up with it's brilliance. How about how often we shove food down our throats without taking the time to really enjoy what we are eating? The same applies to sex... when we are mindful of our partner and our own needs, sensations, and emotions then you will be better able to truly enjoy what life has to offer when it comes to oral sex or any kind of sexual activity! So girls.. suck them right!! Take him to heaven!! ermmm... i need one over here too.. hello.. anyone.. someone...??
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Urut Batin
What do you guys know about "Urut Batin"? Well.. to every body's knowledge, it's got to do with dick and massage!! You're absolutely right!! I've just gotten back from getting one of those. Results?? Not yet!! Comment? Damn fucking shiok!! Let me share with you the experience of my first "Urut Batin"
I was chatting with this girl from the Internet and she told me that she does Urut Batin for man!! And being curious as a chipmunk, I ask more about it and finally... I decided to try it out myself.. When i got there, she welcomed me with a warm smile and i got into the massage room and let my pants down. Then, she asked me to lie on my stomach, she started putting Johnson&Johnson oil on my back and started rubbing it. I thought Urut Batin it's about massaging thy manhood!! What the hell is she doing rubbing my back for? I ask her and she told that this is how it should be done as it strenghten your back muscle when you fuck!! Well.. to hell with it, i just agreed and let her continue to her business.. It felt damn good with the oil and slippery hands rubbing it up and down my back and my back thighs..Then like roti bakar, she flipped me around and it's my cock's turn, i thought.. nooooo!!!.. still no cocky business.. She started rubbing my front thighs and my crotch area.. feel as good as the back rub, I kept quiet. Then........ At Last.. hahahahaha.. my twin brother's turn!! Started with spreading some oils on my balls and rubbing it upwards like making hot roti canai (Roti Prata). luckily she didn't fling it or toss it into the air!! That felt really warm.. my balls felt the warmest and i'm thinking if she does that too long will my ball turn into half boiled egg? Then, she started to concentrate on my shaft.. pulling it towards her and she used her two thumbs to pressed and massaged the front base of my shaft. According to her, that will allow better blood flow to the shaft and tip. Then she massaged my hard shaft as I got erection from that oily and slippery hands of hers.(hmmm.. not from her looks ok.. Don't think i can get a hard on looking at her) She keeps on rubbing and massaging my shaft and my dickhead for about half an hour. I felt like some one's given you the best blow job in the whole wide world.. It's hard to describe that feelings.. Let me put it this way.. If you watch heroes the tv series, all the heroes are trying to prevent that big nuclear explosion from happening in the future. As for me at that time, I'm having that nuclear explosion all the time. Save the cheerleader, save the world?? Save my ass... Let it explode!! It doesn't matter if it kill all the "brain"cells in my dickhead.. At that time I felt the cum is cumming... She felt it as well.. she told me.. "jangan tahan, saya sudah rasa itu air sudah naik" ( dont try not to cum, I can feel your sperm coming out) it's like I have sperm-ometer on my dick.Then it happened.... No heroes in the world could have save this explosion.. Not even Hiro Nakamura who can bend time and space.. I felt kinda embarrassed as this dark and fat malay lady was there in front of me, holding my dick when i came!! Then she wiped me clean and continue to finish of last part of the massage. Then she left the room to clean her self up.. Don't worry.. I didn't come on her..if that's what you guys thought!! hahahaha... I quickly put on my pants and she got back into the room..She told me my sperms are very cair.. That's diluted in English... So i asked her any remedy for that problem? She told me to have half boiled eggs and a glass of goats milk everyday in the morning. Payed her 60 ringgit for her service and off I go.. The whole experience took me nearly 1 and a half hour. With that kinda price.. It's blady worth it..So, anyone of you who wants to try Urut Batin, let me know... I'll pass you her number.. That's Urutan Batin Malaysian way... Cheers!!

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