About Me
- ~Curious Bob~
- Hi everyone, I'm Robert and this is my curious yet harmless sexy blog. Here I will expose myself on my likings and fetishes in general and hope, you people out there could share with me some of your experiences. Let's begin the beguine... I'm in my 3os and really into sex and anything that's weird. I love to watch porn (self made porn), kinky porn, TV porn, fetish porn and many many more. I have a screwed up head but a lovely heart. I'm not here to hurt anyone but to share my knowledge and my curiosities of things. I love to hear what women wants and desire. I love to hear what's in their heart. Perhaps something you're shy about to share to others you know but willing to share it here with me. All questions and sharings are welcome. I know they're a lot of people out there like me who wants to know more or wants to know some more but too shy to ask your friends or acquaintances. Here I am to hear you out and hopefully would be able to share my experiences with you. So, hit me...!!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Sex In The Open
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Happy Ending
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Inter Relay Chat "IRC"
Thursday, July 16, 2009
French Kissing
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1. First, you should make sure your lips are tasty and irresistible to your partner. Keeping a supply of hard candy on hand will be helpful. Wet your lips with your tongue, and rub a candy of the flavor of your choice on your lips. Finding out in advance the flavor preference of your partner would be a good idea, but be subtle about it (example: "Just for future reference, what is your first and second choice of flavors of hard candy?"). Always find out a second choice in case the first is something that you hate. Remember, compromise is the basis of a good relationship.
2. Next, touch your partner in a non-threatening way. Using the back of your hands is a good way to accomplish this, and will also open your body up to a variety of new sensations. A good way to start is to rub the back of your hand on the back of their hand, an easy way to suggest back-handed touching without verbally asking. Start with "safe" body parts. You don't want to offend your partner right off the bat.
3. Now it is time to move in for the kiss. Pucker your lips inwards, being careful not to lick off the flavor you have prepared. This will give the impression that you have no lips, which adds a very seductive mystery to the kiss that drives many people wild with desire. When you get approximately three and one quarter centimeters apart, roll your lips outwards slowly. Hopefully, your partner will have caught on by this time and will be copying your motions.
4. When your lips get back to a normal position, pucker them outwards as far as you can until they are hard and wrinkly. Press them to your partner's lips, and open and close them, keeping the sides pressed in like a fish. If you feel comfortable, hum quietly, making sure to not hum any tune that would ruin the mood that you have created. If your partner by this time has not begun to imitate your kiss, back off. He/she is not ready for the new french kiss.
5. If your partner has responded positively, begin to slide your tongue in and out as your lips open and close. This motion may make you feel slightly like a reptile, but it is much sexier than it seems. Hopefully you will be in sync enough with your partner by this point that your tongues will be touching as they flicker in and out. Start keeping your tongue out even during the "closed" moments of your lips, so that your lips are still moving in the same motion but your tongue remains out and pressed against the other person's. Do not forget to keep back-handed touching your partner in a non-threatening manner.
6. After you have done this for 1 to 2.65 minutes, stop moving your lips in the fish motion and press them to your partner's. Explore your partner's mouth with your tongue, and remember, variety is key. Some suggestions include trying to count their teeth with your tongue or seeing how deep you can put it into their mouth (If they start to gag, PULL BACK. Nothing ruins a kiss faster than vomit).
7. At this point, let your instincts take over.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wonderful World Of Expressions..
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Why do Men love it so much?.... I tell you why!

Most men love oral sex performed on them for a few reasons. It of course feels really good, especially when it is done well. It makes them feel desired and of course it lets them know that you really appreciate their penis, baby, bro or what ever you called it and them. I think too often men are made to feel ridiculous for focusing so much attention on their penis whether it be size or it getting attention. I think what women forget is that we focus on things that could be perceived as being ridiculous too. Think about how much most women obsess about how big their butt looks in a certain dress or if the bra with underwire makes their breasts look good so that we can get that compliment when we walk out to go to a party. Underneath it all we all have the same need... to be appreciated.
What must men feel when you barter with them to suck their cock for the dishes to be done or ironing their clothes? That's really fuck up isnt it?, but it would be fuck up feelings to have someone tell me that in order for them to be sexual with me, I would have to do the dishes for the week just to get a blow! And that's crazy..!! No wonder some men and women think of fellatio as something a bit dirty... we tend to make it that way don't we? Cleaning the dishes is dirty and undesirable and yet it gets compared to the equivalent of fellatio? We also often think of it as derogatory to the giver... yet in reality it is an opportunity to take control! I think when we take negative attitudes toward our sex life then the true beauty of love and sex is terribly belittled.
Even when a person chooses to be with a variety of partners while dating or through open relationships, we can really enjoy sex on a deeper level when we let ourselves BE with people. Being aware of the beauty of sensuality in our partner(s) and ourselves is what makes any sexual moment an amazing experience. Isn't that true of anything in life? How often do we drive to work not even taking a moment to notice the beautiful sun shining down through the clouds and lighting the world up with it's brilliance. How about how often we shove food down our throats without taking the time to really enjoy what we are eating? The same applies to sex... when we are mindful of our partner and our own needs, sensations, and emotions then you will be better able to truly enjoy what life has to offer when it comes to oral sex or any kind of sexual activity! So girls.. suck them right!! Take him to heaven!! ermmm... i need one over here too.. hello.. anyone.. someone...??
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Urut Batin
What do you guys know about "Urut Batin"? Well.. to every body's knowledge, it's got to do with dick and massage!! You're absolutely right!! I've just gotten back from getting one of those. Results?? Not yet!! Comment? Damn fucking shiok!! Let me share with you the experience of my first "Urut Batin"
I was chatting with this girl from the Internet and she told me that she does Urut Batin for man!! And being curious as a chipmunk, I ask more about it and finally... I decided to try it out myself.. When i got there, she welcomed me with a warm smile and i got into the massage room and let my pants down. Then, she asked me to lie on my stomach, she started putting Johnson&Johnson oil on my back and started rubbing it. I thought Urut Batin it's about massaging thy manhood!! What the hell is she doing rubbing my back for? I ask her and she told that this is how it should be done as it strenghten your back muscle when you fuck!! Well.. to hell with it, i just agreed and let her continue to her business.. It felt damn good with the oil and slippery hands rubbing it up and down my back and my back thighs..Then like roti bakar, she flipped me around and it's my cock's turn, i thought.. nooooo!!!.. still no cocky business.. She started rubbing my front thighs and my crotch area.. feel as good as the back rub, I kept quiet. Then........ At Last.. hahahahaha.. my twin brother's turn!! Started with spreading some oils on my balls and rubbing it upwards like making hot roti canai (Roti Prata). luckily she didn't fling it or toss it into the air!! That felt really warm.. my balls felt the warmest and i'm thinking if she does that too long will my ball turn into half boiled egg? Then, she started to concentrate on my shaft.. pulling it towards her and she used her two thumbs to pressed and massaged the front base of my shaft. According to her, that will allow better blood flow to the shaft and tip. Then she massaged my hard shaft as I got erection from that oily and slippery hands of hers.(hmmm.. not from her looks ok.. Don't think i can get a hard on looking at her) She keeps on rubbing and massaging my shaft and my dickhead for about half an hour. I felt like some one's given you the best blow job in the whole wide world.. It's hard to describe that feelings.. Let me put it this way.. If you watch heroes the tv series, all the heroes are trying to prevent that big nuclear explosion from happening in the future. As for me at that time, I'm having that nuclear explosion all the time. Save the cheerleader, save the world?? Save my ass... Let it explode!! It doesn't matter if it kill all the "brain"cells in my dickhead.. At that time I felt the cum is cumming... She felt it as well.. she told me.. "jangan tahan, saya sudah rasa itu air sudah naik" ( dont try not to cum, I can feel your sperm coming out) it's like I have sperm-ometer on my dick.Then it happened.... No heroes in the world could have save this explosion.. Not even Hiro Nakamura who can bend time and space.. I felt kinda embarrassed as this dark and fat malay lady was there in front of me, holding my dick when i came!! Then she wiped me clean and continue to finish of last part of the massage. Then she left the room to clean her self up.. Don't worry.. I didn't come on her..if that's what you guys thought!! hahahaha... I quickly put on my pants and she got back into the room..She told me my sperms are very cair.. That's diluted in English... So i asked her any remedy for that problem? She told me to have half boiled eggs and a glass of goats milk everyday in the morning. Payed her 60 ringgit for her service and off I go.. The whole experience took me nearly 1 and a half hour. With that kinda price.. It's blady worth it..So, anyone of you who wants to try Urut Batin, let me know... I'll pass you her number.. That's Urutan Batin Malaysian way... Cheers!!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Squirting

Nope!! I'm not talking about substance coming out from your toothpaste or when you're having diarrhea.. I'm talking about women who squirts... yes..Veni,Vidi,Visquirt (They came, they saw... they squirt!!) It's a mind boggling thing that dropped every men's jaw! You guys might think it's gross.. I think it's the 8th wonders of the world.. If you put Niagara falls next to a woman who squirts.. You can see a people lining up as far as South America to Canada trying to see her squirt.. It's brilliant! It's breath taking..It's crazy!! heheeh.. Ok ok.. i need to calm down.. There're so many questions about squirting.. let me put down some typical questions that mostly asked by men...(coz they think they're the only one who can squirt.. sorry boys!!)

When a woman squirts, where is it coming from and what is it?
How to make a female squirt?
Is every female capable of squirting?
How does a female make herself squirt?
How do I know that it is not urine?
Studies have shown evidence of female ejaculation in between 10 and 40% of female orgasms. However, research is being performed under the hypothesis that ejaculation can occur in all (or most) cases.
According to some laboratory tests, the fluid coming out during a female ejaculation would be a substance with some similarities to male semen in its composition, produced by the para urethral glands or Skene's glands, often called "female prostate" for its similitude in placement, structure and, given the discovery of female ejaculation, function, with the male prostate, the responsible of the production of semen. More noticeably in women but also in men. These glands have also a function of sexual stimulation. They are in the basis of the so called "vaginal orgasm" (as opposed to "clitoral orgasm", opposition that is being criticized lately), and are in the physiological structure of the famous G-spot or Gräfenberg spot, the location on the vagina anterior wall which would have sensitivity to sexual stimulation. More rigorously, when that area is being rubbed either by a penis, finger, etc.The glands in touch with it are those that experiment the stimulation. Thus, the female ejaculation is more likely to occur when stimulating the G-spot. Not K-Spot or Black Spot!!
I've personally encountered that experience before.. Once.. Being a slut myself, I wish I could have more.I knew this girl who squirt..To cut the story short, I want to have that experience and spoke to her and she agreed to let me have a go!! She came to my house and we had a few drinks to start it of. I was actually pumping her with liquid/drinks so if she squirts, she maybe wont die due to dehydration! Then, we started on oral.. She was a great blower too.. Nah.. i didn't squirt yet! I'm hanging on there to see whether we can squirt together.. I have everything plan out so to say as I want this to be the most memorable event. Then i started by licking her and fingering her to get her into the mood. She was moaning and grabbing my hands in such a pleasurable state and then... It happen!! That bitch squirted on my fucking hand.. I could feel that warm squirt of hers all over my hand. Then I started wondering... Is this for real? Fucking hell.. Is she faking it and fucking pee all over my hand for the fun of it? If that's the case, I need to call the ambulance at once if not my hand will get gangrene and fall off instantly!! But.. there's not trace of urine smell at all. So i asked her.. Is that the golden shower (Pee)?? She told me that's the real deal.. hmm.. still sceptical about it but what the hell.. I grew up peeing on myself and I get golden showers by my drunkard friend once.. It wouldn't be that bad if I go on and see what happen next right? Then we go on further.. this time she was sitting and riding on me. It takes another 3-4 minutes and there she goes again.. She came and squirted all over my dick!! And I thought that was it.. But Nooooooooooooo...She came and came and came again and squirted another 11 more times! I was practically counting and lying down in a pool of cum!! I thought of swimming away from her by doing back stroke to stop her from drowning me in her pool of cum!! If you guys are wondering.. I didn't cause that tsunami happen back in 2004!! In the end she was so blasted from that orgasm and fell asleep..Ended up I didn't even get to have a tiny squirt that night! I was so amazed and thought of calling the "Circus" to audition her.That was fucking awesome!! I had to sleep on the floor that night. That bitch had just turned my bed into Water Bed.. So guys.. It'd be great if you can share with me if you ever had this kind of experience and for the girls.. message me privately if you can squirt!! I still have the "Circus" number!!
Cheers!!
Monday, July 6, 2009
Feet Fetish.. I'm loving it!!
I really cant remember when i started developing this syndrome of looking at girls feet.. Yes!! It's called Foot Fetish. But only specific ones though... I could only remember as far as in secondary school (high school). Back then, there's this Chinese girl that everyone will go haywire if she smiles or talk to them... including me!! Well.. Cant blame us.. Our hormones are running wild in our body at that time...Our pimples too.. She's a stunner but a humble and nice girl. I can’t recall her name though. She never knew that she was our imaginary masturbation partner. I bet every bastards in school masturbated with her in their mind... Well.. Let's leave that masturbation story for a while. Back to our feet story..
One day, she had a infections on one of her toe. She can’t wear school shoes and came to school with her "fung keong" slippers with one of her toe bandaged. She's a prefect in school and so do I... yea yea.. I'm a prefect too! A twisted one..hahaha. So, she came to me on that particular day to ask me something. I can’t remember what the question was as the only thing I could think of is that's the only blady chance you get to be close to her and look at her face to face. Close enough to have pre-ejaculation. While talking to her, I look down at her bandaged toe and asked her what happen to her toes and bla bla bla.. and that was it!!! My Lord…. Her feet!! That's the most gorgeous, beautiful feet I ever seen. She's got this perfect fair feet, long and gorgeous set of toes with perfect toe nails. Then my mind went blank. Couldn't remember whether she spoke to me in Chinese or Malay or sign language!! That's my first feet syndrome that i can remember. Since then, my life has changed... feet is something i would pair it with looks on someone's face. Well.. Not just that.. If someone has beautiful and sexy feet but not that good looking, her feet would made up for it. That's how crazy I am on women's feet. Call me crazy but I just love looking at beautiful and sexy feet. Until now... Every time I look at girls... first I'll look at her face then straight down to her feet.But i guess it's a curse too. Everytime I step into a shoe store with my girl, I'll cringed and get horrified as some of the girls in the store would go barefeet to try on nice and gorgeous stillitoes, sandals or shoes with their feet looking like orang utan's. Seriously, I'm not fucking sure whether that's her feet or her hand!! And some of them will have feet that double as excavator. Excavator Feet!! Can you believe that?? Their toes spread out so much it really look like an excavator..I bet they have no problems digging swimming pool behind thier house. And that's the curse when you like to look at women's feet. The problem is... i cant get that fetish out of me as it has been in me for the past 20 years. But my dream would be having someone with long legs and nice knees wanking me with their gorgeous feet! Any volunteers?? So, if you guys have that hiddden fetish in you but too embarrassed to share but want to take a little peep on nice feet, unlike me.. I'm not shy.. i'm just a fuckup twisted fucker.. But I love to hear from the girls.. about their feet. Do they know that their feet plays a big role in sex as well? and do they know they can manipulate men with their feet besides their boobs? let's hear from you girls...

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